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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 28.06.2025 08:45

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

No go.

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Nuts and Butts

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No, not a chance

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Freaks and Cheeks

Hysterias & Posteriors

No way

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Everyone loved it.

Minds and Behinds

Still no good.

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Catatonics & High Colonics

Still no good

How much does a doctor earn in Sweden per month?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Unacceptable again!

Another attempt resulted in ...

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So they tried

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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Next, they tried...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

I'm a 27 year old male currently but I am going through going through gender dysphoria. Why do some transgender people (specifically transgender women since I see that the most) call themselves trannies or shemales? Aren't those offensive words?

Then came..

They put up a sign reading

So, the docs changed it to read

Why don't men find fat women attractive?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Thumbs down again.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Loons and Moons

share office space ...

Just Forget it!

Ut cum et non.